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First part of a Twitter thread by @SamAsIAm: "A friend who is a municipal arborist just called to tell me about a guy who cut down 32 big mature trees on his neighbor's NJ property to get a better view of NYC. He hired a guy who hired another guy. Cut them down and left the debris there. The fine per tree is $1000 so the 1/ 2/ guy propably thought he was going to just pay a $32k fine. But the arborist wrote violations to all 3 parties, 96 in all (by hand, took him 12 hours) and there's a provision requiring the replanting of like trees "of the same size." And it's on an inaccessible by road"

Continuation of Twitter thread by @SamAsIAm: "3/ mountainside. He put the affronted landowner in touch with the only guy who would take on such a job. Thry have to build a road, remove the debris, plant big trees and water them for two years. He quoted $1.5 million. And additional fines total $400k. I hope whoever this ass 4/4 is he can't pay and they lien and sell his property, the value of which he probably figured would be increased so much a $32k fine was worth it, to cover the cost. We are living in the Jaime Dimon ethos. "So fine us, we can afford it. 4/5 The PS to this is I was just given a zoom link to the 1st court hearing tomorrow. I'm not sure if it's just for trail participants or spectators can use it, but if they let me observe I'll add more. It doesn't appear to have been picked up by any news source yet."

Quote Tweet by @ParSpec: "Apparently NOBODY ELSE IN THE QUOTE TWEETS RESPECTS TRADITION ENOUGH TO POST THE TREE LAW COMIC"

A 1-page comic by u/reachling: Panel 1: A saddenned person with short hair looking at a tree stump, their hands are holding the sides of their head. They're saying "Oh no! The rare cherry tree grandma brought with her from the old country! It's been chooped down!!" and then in another speech bubble "And only a week after the new neighbor complained about it blocking his view too!" Panel 2: The young person turns around with a befuddled look on their face. A speech bubble from the bushes says "Tree law?" Panel 3: A bald bearded lawyer with a suit and briefcase looks from behind a picket fence and says "Tree law?" Panel 4: Another lawyer with shades pops their head from inside the bushes and says "Tree law?!" Panel 5: Another lawyer crawls from under the stump with a briefcase and says "Tree law!!" Panel 6: The four lawyers carry the young person above them. The person is looking confused. Two of the lawyers are holding pitchforks and torches. Around them are raining dollar bills. The lawyers are chanting "Tree! Law! Tree! Law!"

Art by u/reachling

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killrockstar

haircuts matching face shapes is a lie it's not real. it's made up

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some pools for pride month!

@littlenightangel they just like us fr fr

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simply one of my favorite mcr images. don’t ask me why there are just some great vibes here that i can’t put into words. wonderful picture

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hannibalzero

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magicfemme:
“““my life is your life — if mine doesn’t work out or ends, yours & yours will continue.“”
AIDS QUILT SERIES | VIEW THE QUILT
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“my life is your life — if mine doesn’t work out or ends, yours & yours will continue.“

AIDS QUILT SERIES | VIEW THE QUILT

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itscolossal

Sergiu Ciochină Captures the Dance of Sunlight and Shadows in Textural, Vivid Oil Paintings

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hannahstinks666

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how-the-feathers-have-fallen

Happy Petekey June 28th Amazing New Mexico Sunset to those who celebrate!!!

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rj-opp:
“Happy pride, be gay do crime
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Happy pride, be gay do crime

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The Sandman Season 2 Filming: Tom Sturridge and Orpheus? 👀

//HYPERVENTILATING

I can't wait for season 2 anymore. I need it ASAP!

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assiraphales

jury duty is such an insane concept for a show bc the creators really said “it’s a week (plus) long improvisation project filmed like a documentary based around a fake court room. james marsden is there & his role is to be as douchey as possible. the twist????? one single man is completely unaware that it’s a fake trial. truman show with a sprinkle of psychological warfare”

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