Star Trek TOS: what if the captain was a slut who got in fights all the time and did whatever the hell he wanted and it all sort of worked out anyway
TNG: what if the captain drank tea and gave speeches instead
DS9: what if the captain was a single father and religious figure trying to hold onto his morals in the face of an existential threat
Voyager: what if the captain was trying to get her unruly scout troop back home and also she had a GUN
Enterprise: what if the captain was a massive dweeb
Kelvin timeline: what if the first guy was actually a horny frat boy
Disco: what if the captain was a cryptofascist? no wait, what if he was just sooooooo handsome, like so mind-meltingly handsome that is just feels unfair? wait, what if he was a deer? no actually what if she did whatever the hell she wanted, but also felt emotions about it?
Picard: what if the captain was a secondary character driven into solitude by his PTSD, and then we suddenly replaced him with some dipshit from Chicago
Lower Decks: what if the captain was your well-meaning perfectionist mother
Prodigy: what if the captain was a purple teenager
SNW: what if the captain was your dad
august is not summer august is when they turn the light back on in the cinema and you get knocked out of your trance and back to reality again
well it’s that time of year again
They’re evacuating us from the scout jamboree site because of a typhoon! I did not think this was something I’d ever experience!
Jan Zobel (deceased)
- Gender: Female
- Sexuality: Lesbian
- DOB: 8 February 1947
- RIP: 18 September 2018
- Ethnicity: White - American
- Occupation: Writer, activist, tax accountant, teacher, athlete
- Note: In 2002, at age 55, Zobel competed in the Gay Games in Sydney, Australia, in the novice mountain biking event, and won a gold medal for her age group.
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Enikő Katalin Eged (Hungarian, b. 1992, Budapest, Hungary) - Black Cat White Cat, Paintings
It never stops being funny to me that Leathermouth broke up because some pastor took one look at Frank and was like "if you're friends with this guy you're going to hell"
taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .
I had a class called "What is Evil?" The professor called us his "evil students" and I got to say things like: "I have evil class later." and "I have readings in evil to do." and "Well my evil professor said..."
I miss having that class
[ID: tumblr reply on this post reading "my partner did a sociology degree and one of the modules was on organised crime. very funny to see stuff like "anyone doing organised crime this afternoon" in a uni groupchat"]
Heartstopper | 2.04 "Challenge"
The Teachers: Mr. Ajayi and Mr. Farouk
#Sometimes you're both.
Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh